Chris: Yo, we’re coming at you live from an island, somewhere in St. Canard Calisota. I’m your host, Chris McClean. Dropping this Total Drama Island Season 1 parody fic of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! And it’s time to meet our fellow people. We told them that they’ll be staying at this five-star resort, so…if they seemed a little T.Oed, that’s probably why.

Boat arrives, dropping off a demon duck carrying two briefcases.

Chris: Malicia MaCawber, what up?

Malicia: (looks around) Wait, you said that we’re staying at a resort.

Chris: Yeah, I told everyone that just so they could sign up.

Malicia: (walking to the end of the dock) Jackass.

Another boat arrives and a cool duck with red eyes, wearing a sleeveless shirt, with black pants and long boots.

Chris: Prodigy!

Prodigy: Well, Chris McClean. (giving Chris a high five) So is this it? Where’s the hot tub at?

Chris: Yo dog, this is it.

Prodigy grabbed his stuff and joined Malicia.

Prodigy: Looks a lot different on an application form.

Malicia: Tell me about it.

Another boat arrived, dropping off a girl duck with two large bags.

Chris: Hey, Terra!

Terra: (walking up to Chris) You mean we’re staying here?

Chris: No, your staying here. My crib is an A.C. that way.

Terra: Trust me, I did NOT signed up for this.

Chris: Actually, you did. (holding up a bunch of papers) And do you know the great thing about lawers is? They make LOTS of copies.

Terra: Jerk. (grabbing her bags to go join Mal and Prod)

Prodigy: Hey Terra. (giving Terra a high five)

Terra: Hey Prodigy, what up?

Another boat arrived, dropping off a cool-looking teenager with two bags.

???: Chris McClean, what’s up? (walks up to Chris) It’s an honor to meet you, man.

Chris: Travis! How’s it going, man?

Travis: Swell.

Terra: (to Prodigy) And this is your Normalverse counterpart you’ve been telling me about?

Prodigy: Yep.

Travis grabbed his stuff and joined the group. Another boat arrived.

Chris: Everyone, this is Lex.

Scene changes to a teen duck with a bunch of scars with her feathers in many colors.

Chris: Not too shabby.

Lex: Hi, you must be Chris McClean, right?

Chris: Yep, and I’m the host of the show.

Lex: So that’s where I heard you from. (walked over to the group)

Another boat arrived, dropping off a teenage wearing a tight suit with a ponytail, carrying a bag.

Chris: Hey there, Morrigan.

Morrigan: (ignored Chris and spotted Travis) Traverz!

Morrigan ran past Chris to Travis and wrapped her arms around his neck.

Morrigan: It’s great to see you here.

Travis: (wrapping his arms around Morrigan) It’s great to meet you here too, Morrigan.

Just then, another boat dropped off a duck with blonde hair with red highlights.

Chris: Hey there, Malphas!

Malphas: (raising his fist) I don’t like surprises, dude.

Chris: Yeah, your mother warned me about that, man. She also told me to give her and Darkwing a holler anytime to have you return to the Negaverse.

Malphas: (grabbing his bags) Okay then.

He then walked off to join the group and spotted Lex.

Malphas: Meet ya by the campfire, Lex.

Lex: Sure thing.

Malphas walked up to Terra and stood right next to her, smiling at her.

Malphas: What up?

Terra: Good, and you?

Before Malphas could answer, everyone is starting to hear loud rock music.

Let the bodies hit the floor!
Let the bodies hit the floor!
Let the bodies hit the flllooooor!

Let the bodies hit the floor!
Let the bodies hit the floor!
Let the bodies hit the floor!

Chris: Ladies and gentlemen, Drake Jr!

Jr. got off the boat and walked off to join the group.

Jr.: This sucks, why did you let me join this stupid camp, anyway mom?

Morrigan: Not my fault, I thought this was a resort.

Another boat arrived and a duck wearing a black jacket with a scar showed up behind Chris.

Chris: Welcome to camp, Warpath.

Malicia: (whispering to Terra) That’s the jackass I told everyone about.

Terra: (whispering back) You think?

Warpath: (to Chris) You mean this show is at some stupid crappy summer camp and not at a spa or something?

Chris: Uh, yeah.

Warpath: (grabbing his bag and walked off to join the group) This will defiantly suck.

Chris then shivered by the sound of his voice. He turned around and spotted a young boy with yellow and red hair.

Chris: Contestant Number Ten is Timmy.

Timmy: Hey there, Chris! (high fives Chris and spotted Morrigan and Malicia) Hi mom, hi grandma!

Jr.: What? (to Morrigan) Him too, mom?

Morrigan: Like I said, NOT my fault.

Timmy: (looking around) So this is it? (looks at the group) Alright then.

Timmy grabbed his bags, walked over to the group, and stood right next to Terra.

Timmy: Hey Terra!

Terra: Hey Timmy! (high fives Timmy) So how’s it going? Scaring the crap out of Darkwing, lately?

Timmy: Maybe.

Another boat came and dropped off a girl with blonde hair and walking up to Chris.

???: Hey, what’s up?

Chris: Alright, our rock ‘n roll girl Kamie is here!

Timmy: Hey Kamie!

Kamie: Hey, Timmy! (looks back at Chris) Alright, since I know this camp sucks, I’m in.

Chris: Alright, that makes- (Kamie throws a rock at him) Ow, darn it! That hurts!

Kamie: (walking up to Timmy, Terra, and Malphas) Hey guys.

Jr.: (Walking up to Kamie) Hey Kamie, I didn’t recognize your going to be here.

Kamie: Shut it. (softly places a quick kiss on his beak)

Timmy: (looking jeolous and whispered to Terra) That sucks.

Terra: (whispering) I know, dude. I know you like her.

Morrigan: Okay, we all meet rock ‘n roll girl, can we please get on with the show?

Jr.: Did someone miss their coffee this morning?

Morrigan: Get bent, son.

Another boat arrived, dropping off another duck

Chris: Our next camper is Negaduck.

Negaduck: (walking past Chris) Whatever, this still sucks.

Malicia: (quickly flew over to Negaduck and gave him a BIG hug) Red! It’s so great to see ya here!

Negaduck: (out of breath) Can’t…even…breathe.

Morrigan: (walking up to Negaduck and hugged him) Hey daddy, doing any crimes, lately?

Chris: Well, that’s a little family reunion.

Another boat arrived, dropping off a flamingo women.

Chris: Bianca, how’s it going?

Bianca: Hello, Chris. (walking past him and walked over to Terra, now standing between her and Malphas) Hey Terra, going into any malls?

Terra: Kinda, been busy.

Another boat arrived and dropped off two female ducks with red hair.

Timmy: Oh no! (hides behind Terra) Help me.

Terra: Yo, Timmy, something wrong?

Chris: (walking up to the two girls) Ladies, Mary, Amelia, welcome to your new home for the next eight weeks.

Amelia: Wow, I always wanted to go to summer camp, mom.

Mary: I know you do, honey.

They grabbed their bags and joined the group. Amelia spotted Timmy hiding behind Terra.

Amelia: (with hearts flying around her) Hi, Timmy!

Timmy: Terra, can I borrow a bag?

Terra grabbed a brown plastic bag from out of her armor, gave it to Timmy, Timmy yelled inside of it, closed the bag, make the bag face towards Amelia, and opened the bag.

Bag: I’M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!

Another boat dropped off a weird-looking rat carrying a bag.

Chris: Megavolt, what up man?

Megavolt: Uh, I don’t know.

Megavolt walked over and joined the group. Another boat came, dropping off a crazy-weird jester.

Chris: Quackerjack, the toymaker!

Quackerjack: (jumping towards the group while carrying his bag) Hey there, everyone! For the next eight weeks, it’s PLAYTIME!

Another boat arrived, dropping off a girl with white hair with black stripes wearing a purple tanktop.

Chris: Dred, nice! Glad you make it!

Dred: (walking past Chris and talked in a dark tone) Whatever.

Another boat came and dropped off a puddle water. It then turned into a watery-dog.

???: Tired of doing the same routine every summer? Bored as a homeless person? What you need is, a crappy summer camp that sucks.

Chris: Liquidator, welcome!

(Liquidator then flew over to the group)

Chris: And here comes Jessica!

Another boat dropped off a duck with black hair with light blue highlights.

Jessica: Hey Chris! (walked past Chris and joined the group) Hey guys, what up?

Timmy: Are you Terra’s cousin?

Jessica: Yeah, I am.

Another boat arrived dropping off a plant-like duck.

Chris: This is Bushroot, welcome to camp.

Bushroot: Thanks Chris.

Bushroot grabbed his bag and walked over to the group. Another boat was coming towards the docks.

Chris: Heads up everyone, it’s Darkwing Girl.

DG: Hey Chris!

Boat stopped and she got off.

Darkwing Girl: Hey there guys, what up?

Chris: First things first, since everybody is here, we need a group photo for the promos. Everyone at the end of the dock.

Everyone then did what he instructed and walked over and stood in positions. Chris jumped on the same boat that Darkwing Girl was last in and was holding out a camera.

Chris: Okay, one…two…thre-oh. Okay, forgot the lens cap. (Pushes a button) Okay hold that pose, one…two-no wait, cards fall. Hang on. (started to fix the camera)

Kamie: Hurry up, already, man.

Chris: Got it! Okay, everyone say, St. Canard!

Everyone: St. Canard!

But then, the docks started to break, and everyone fell into the water the same time Chris took the picture.

Chris: Okay guys, dry off and meet me at the campfire pit in ten!

To Be Continued...